words fail me

Sphincterine. I’m not kidding. There’s even a mascot: Pucker the chocolate starfish.
Truly these are the End Times.

(Blame Defective Yeti for this.)

2 thoughts on “words fail me”

pericat on December 22, 2004 at 10:18 pm said:

dear god. Think these people have ever been led to experience the life-affirming qualiities of soap and warm water?
senn on December 22, 2004 at 11:32 pm said:

But soap and water won’t give you that mintyfresh tingle!
Ass-wash. Listerine for your freckle. Oy vey.

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